ATKINS RESULTS

ATKINS WATCH

Elapsed Time: Two Weeks Time Remaining: None Pounds Lost: Twelve Goal Remaining (target 200 lbs.): FOUR POUNDS.

I finished my second Atkins induction today. I did two weeks in June, where I lost twenty-three pounds in two weeks. This last time, during the middle two weeks of September, I lost twelve pounds.

Basically, I had less fat to lose than before; my waist however looks AMAZING in comparison to what it was before, I feel much more trim and fit, and (although I had this before) I have a greater education about what's going into my body when I eat.

Mr. and Mrs. ACK have yet to summarize their experiences-- but I'm anxious to hear if they thought it was worthwhile. I did this mostly to support them, but also because I thought I might need a "purge" after this summer's indulgences. (I gained three pounds in Slurpee Fat.)

But for today, I feel fit, I feel trim, and just for today-- everyone who didn't suffer for the last two weeks with no sweets is a fat bastard. Screw you, all of you self-indulgent pablum-breathed softie-babies, I'm having pie today. While I'm still feeling superior.

Posted by Agent M at September 21, 2003 12:19 PM