NO NOTHIN' SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT

This is one of those superhero geek questions. No, there's no clickable survey. This is a long-answer only, kids.

If you had a Green Lantern Power Ring, what would you do?

Let's assume this is the new all-braw asskicker of a Power Ring with no impurities, no weakness against yellow or wood or sardines or small women named Petula.

Let's assume you've got a Power Ring with 24 hours of supercharge that is limited only by your imagination and your will to use it. Bathe yourself in a green glow and get WILLing, baby.

Here's what I'd do:
I'd have to fly, first. I'd zip around the world to tons of different places. No borders, no airplanes, just freedom to travel when and where I wanted.

I'd even go to the moon. You can fly in SPACE with one of those things. Me. Alone. On the MOON. My god it'd be neat.

I think I'd blow up the White House. It's not that I'm a terrorist or anything, I just want someone to stop all the political bitching and whining and give the American folks some focus. A green beam from OUTER SPACE would probably do that.

Also, I hate to admit it but I'm no superhero. I really just want to see something blow up. Kaboom!

While on the bitter vein, sure, I'd fly over Quebec and fry the french part of every sign. Bitches.

Sorry, LES Bitches.

And if I still had time I'd repair all the little glitches and scratches on my house and other propery and restore them to new.

Part philosophical, part petty. Yeah. Sounds balanced to me.

M

Posted by Agent M at March 09, 2004 04:17 PM